because of success of The Doorkeys' first episodic of "grok is this true" along with speed luigi and Meldora Magica's surprising fire-based magic, i have announcement
i will be able to be commisioned.
work time is "when i can which is most likely never because i usually do not feel like drawing except once a rare multiple moons at once and because i do not want my family to know that i can draw good cause they'll make me draw for them to get money and thus i get nothing".
because i do not know how to let money show up to my place, send me picture of the money amount of how much you think is worth along with your request which will be replied and then forgotten due to my mental condition
this is not a scam because: -i actually draw sometimes -you only send me picture of money, not actual money -this is secretly a ploy to see how many people are interested in my other hobby that isn't related to video games and to fund possible BETTER art using gonk's state of the art truth detection and drawing of true real good
send to the nearest garbage dump because that's the worth of mspaint slop
joke ruiner! SERIOUSLY read this
sorry everyone. if you actually think i'd do this, i am sad to say that i cant do any form of commission.
it would've been nice because i have no form of income but art is a time-using thing to do. something i don't have. i also want full privacy irl which my family doesn't let me so i have to skeak drawing anything because if they catch me be good at drawing i'd become their money generator instead of having my very own
art is also a thing i do not have much motivation for. why? i just don't feel like doing stuff in general, so to speak. life is fucking me up still. i can't wait to try to post Unnamed FOSS Game Things again, for instance, but i do not have the motivation. all i can do is write small text just so i don't vent in every single place i go to. i am so tired
My request is that you plant but one of these beans, and eat the rest. It's an infinite bean hack that the bourgeoisie don't want you to know
i ated one
Eat one bean. Fart one bean. This is the rule
instruction unclear, i shat mine pantoons instead
The pupil exceeds the master. Well done