this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2025
547 points (99.1% liked)

The Onion

6541 readers
649 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] oppy1984 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hear Ministry of Love is available.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] oppy1984 1 points 1 month ago

I felt like Truth didn't fully fit, I admit I just glanced at the wiki to remind myself of the various ministries. Here's why I chose Love for the DOJ:

"The Ministry of Love serves as Oceania's interior ministry. It enforces loyalty to Big Brother through fear, buttressed through a massive apparatus of security and repression, as well as systematic brainwashing."