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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 111 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And you thought J. Edgar Hoover was paranoid.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Is he short? Seems like a short kinda guy

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

5’9”, but I can see that Short Height Indicator Type all over him, some people call it being SHITty

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Youd think all the evil would weigh him down even a touch

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe according to tinder. In reality that's pretty damn average.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 hours ago

Haha body shaming much funny

[–] moseschrute@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Happy 2 weeks, ~~Baby~~ Little1 :)

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Probably is a job requirement for the position actually

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure I've read that it is, but the issue here is retesting employees that are already onboard.