Oh I can still remember
Jenny Hernando
She was my little lovely one
When I was seventeen
I remember the day that she
Gave me her virginity
And then she gave it to everyone
In our vicinity

Oh I can still remember
Julie Tolentino
The dancing Filipino
We used to run around
Her and Flouncin' Freddy
Were going hot and steady
Now she runs a dyke bar
The biggest one in town

I can still remember my
Old friend Todd Squellati
I watching him snort a
Milkshake right up his nose
He slurped it up the left side
Blew it out the right side
How he ever kept it down
I will never know

Of course I still remember
Ol' Flouncin' Freddy
We were pumping gas
Down at El Sobrante Shell
His Mustang was his pride 'n' joy
He liked to dance the cowboy
He'd hang out at Jack In the Box
But eat at Taco Bell

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[–] proper@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Primus sucks

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

I was always a bit disappointed when they retired primussucks.com and replaced it with primusville or whatever.

I remember seeing them at Ozzfest in 98(?) and the crowd chanting Primus Sucks and Claypool stopping the show for just a moment to say "You heard and saw it here today folks. Primus sucks."