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Be my friend?
Sure why not. I like it when people are direkt with their questions :D
Just tell me if its more about sucking dick then friendship. Dont mind either, just need the clarity
Both equally important. Actually will probably prioritise the friendship higher.
Respectable answer. Is that a serious inquiry? Or just online talk?
Serious means DM, online talk means you dont need to further comment on the thread here
Seriously interested in anyone up for friendship. This would be the 3rd or 4th time i come across this sort of thing on Lemmy, no one follows through. I make a chat app channel and no one joins. I'll DM you.
The dick sucking was all online speak, not interested in that at all. No one is going to be able to beat the skills and hotness of my wife....so I'm sorted there.