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Kristi Noem Says Cannibal Ate Himself on ICE Deportation Flight (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’m betting the person injured themself to get off the plane. Maybe with their teeth. ICE was making fun of it, calling him a cannibal and dumbass Noem just believed it word for word.

She doesn’t seem like someone who gets jokes, even bad ones.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 4 points 1 day ago

Noem is no dumbass, but she plays a convincing one on TV.

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