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[โ€“] PolarKraken@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I enjoy and appreciate nature in nearly all its forms. Even mosquitos just tryna live, they're born required to bite somebody ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Fuck the Canada goose.

Fuck em as a group, fuck their whole flocks, fuck a flying V of Canada geese. Fuck em as an entire grand, branching lineage of this strange fractal miracle we call life, get rid of the Canada goose and our timeline returns to the more harmonious path it had been on before everything stopped making sense.

Canada is cool, fuck that goose tho.

[โ€“] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nah fuck mosquitos, specifically the genus that sucks blood, which is a subsect. They don't even add to an ecosystem and its been widely theorized they could be wiped out without environmental harm, but only benefit.

Death to biting mosquitos.

https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2016/02/20/467094440/would-it-be-a-bad-thing-to-wipe-out-a-species-if-its-a-mosquito

[โ€“] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

What a out ticks?

Sounds like a certain lake troll is agitating to improve his lake-dwelling experience, if ya ask me.

[โ€“] wewbull@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You need to meet it's bigger brother, the swan.

Where I live we get white swans, Canadian geese, and Egyptian geese. Egyptian are smaller and absolutely fine. Canadian will get angry and tell you to fuck off Swans are 50% bigger and will run you out of the county.

[โ€“] Metamist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Please don't fuck the geese

[โ€“] Ougie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Ahahah why tho?