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Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day (theonion.com)
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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 weeks ago

“Apparently, if this brat doesn’t get her lunch, she complains that she’s hungry and that she has trouble paying attention in school. Who does she think she is—some VIP who gets to go through childhood without having her growth stunted from lack of nourishment? It’s complete lunacy.”

This isn’t even remotely satire. This is literally what every republican thinks.