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[–] naught101@lemmy.world 47 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Perhaps the only valid use for glitter

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 hours ago

The diet version of Brad Pitt making a swastika scar on nazi foreheads so they can't take it off like their uniforms in inglorious bastards.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

I’ve wanted to suggest things like this, only frustration I can think of is, could you risk glittering an innocent bystander and having people accuse them of being ICE later.

[–] walktheplank@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

Should try that die they use when you steal shit. That stuff lasts forever. How does one bulk buy that. Nothing a squirty water bottle, water gun or balloon couldn't handle either.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 1 points 38 minutes ago

Unfortunately a water gun would probably give them reason to shoot you.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 hours ago

Super soaker!

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