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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 36 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"Master, what do I do? What do I do?"

"Eat your rice. Wash your bowl."

--Zen parable

[–] LongLive@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"Master, the dead demand pudding."

"Eat your rice. Wash your bowl."

-Master starts running.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 22 hours ago

Master: "I use Turn Undead."

DM: *rolls WIS saving throws for all undead within 30 feet of the master*