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Fox news trying to explain github. (programming.dev)
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[–] irelephant@programming.dev 218 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A pull-request to forked your reposotory obviously.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 73 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Go fork yourself.

[–] artocode404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You should make a pull request and fork them yourself if you care that deeply

[–] frezik@midwest.social 50 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

unzip
strip
touch
finger
grep
mount
fsck
more
yes
fsck
fsck
fsck
umount
sleep

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Write it

cut it

paste it

save it

load it

check it

quick, rewrite it

Plug it

play it

burn it

rip it

drag it

drop it

zip

unzip it

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

whip it good

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

break yo mommas back

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

GitHub likes girls but she knows I'd commit it

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Could be a trusty rump bone

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Will Riker enters the chat.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not without an e-note

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not here to shame kinks but holy hell bro.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago

Wow, finally doxxed yourself as The Blue Raja

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Let fox news explain shirtballs.