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Fox news trying to explain github. (programming.dev)
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[–] frezik@midwest.social 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

unzip
strip
touch
finger
grep
mount
fsck
more
yes
fsck
fsck
fsck
umount
sleep

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Write it

cut it

paste it

save it

load it

check it

quick, rewrite it

Plug it

play it

burn it

rip it

drag it

drop it

zip

unzip it

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

whip it good

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

break yo mommas back

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

GitHub likes girls but she knows I'd commit it