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OoooooooooK. So, who wants to start a betting pool on which day this week we get martial law? Price is Right rules?
Imma say Tuesday.
This is basically a declaration of it.
OK, so I'll put you down for Monday?
Do you happen to be open on Sundays?
Like, today?
It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off.
I’ll take Wednesday for the over
I expect that declaration to be on his birthday parade when he gives his night of the long knives speech.
He 100% wants it before his birthday