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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't want you to come to me with problems. I want you to come with solutions. I'm going to schedule some action orientated soft skills training for you next month. There is a push to increase our education KPIs so budget is available.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Ow that one hits me right in the briefcase

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not sure whether to upvote because this is so accurate it's funny or to downvote because it's infuriating 😂