Lo, a humble ludicrous longtime, cast longingly as both loss and lowlife by the lability of Lady Luck. This lineament, no mere layer of loftiness, is a leftover of the liberals, now lifeless, lost. However, this lionhearted launch of a by-gone liability stands livened, and has labored to lance these lying and loveless lice leading lasciviousness and legalizing the lethally libertine and leech-like lawbreaking of laissez-faire!

[Lacerates “L” into wall]

The only logic is lex talionis, a loathing, held as a libation, not lackluster, for the luminosity and legitimacy of such shall one day liberate the loyal and the lily-white.

[Laughs]

Lastly, this l’oille of logorrhea leans most loquacious, so let me simply add that it is my very good honour to meet you, and you may call me L.

-stolen from Reddit https://old.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/yj9j3/lets_make_a_collection_of_26_versions_the_v/