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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I prefer to put something larger in me (last time was a sandwich)

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yeah but for sex to be pleasurable for both parties chomping the thing going inside of you to pieces is considered a dick move

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unless they're into that and there is explicit prior consent. If that's the case then chomp away, who are we to judge. That's between you, your lover, and your future reconstructive surgeon.

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Well, Armin Meiwes went to prison for that, so...

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