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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 days ago

I’ve definitely still been drunk going into the office.

We have these “meditation rooms” and I for SURE napped for a couple hours in there throughout the day.

I was, as always, the highest performer on my team that day.