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submitted 3 days ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 104 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Fake: wait, no, I’ve done this myself, just sober and exhausted

Gay: gay people are allowed in the workforce, sometimes they also sleep

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 days ago

I’ve definitely still been drunk going into the office.

We have these “meditation rooms” and I for SURE napped for a couple hours in there throughout the day.

I was, as always, the highest performer on my team that day.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Man I can't tell if I agree or don't

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah I'm not sure if gay people should be allowed in the workforce /s