The amount of nit-picking here over a pure, whimsical thought experiment is really weird. ESPECIALLY since each objection has counters you can deal with in seconds.

I guess people need to "win". I'll just continue with the whimsy, though. It's more fun. You do you, though.

[–] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You have $5k. You aren't demonstrating great social skills here so how are you convincing someone not to just steal your $5k? How are you going to convince them to give you anything when they have made all of the money on paper?

How do they give you money when you cannot create a bank account?

This isn't nit picking. You are saying "im going to do x" and Im asking how because I was alive at the time and know how these things work IRL.

[–] ZDL@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 days ago

I was alive WAY the fuck before that. Like WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY the fuck before.

Difference between you and me here is I understand things like "intent" and "fun" and you don't.

See the difference?