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[–] Uranus_Hz@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It’s still great. Like old school Civilization, or even older Zork

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I did a lot of stuff in the first Zork (kill the troll, solve the maze, open the gates of hell, etc), but I never quite figured out how I was supposed to win.

They had to start putting graphics in their games before I could beat them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_to_Zork

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hitchhikers Guide was even worse.

Fuck the babble fish puzzle.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Plus getting a third of the way into the game and if you didn't take the junk mail at the beginning you have to restart.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Also - can’t you pick up tea at some point, when you need to have the item “no tea” to complete the game?

I played the Apple II version. Old games were cruel. I’d get frustrated and rotate between Rivers of Light and The Return of Hercules.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You release the bird from the cage to kill the troll, or maybe I'm thinking Adventure

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The troll you can kill with the sword that glows in its presence, if I'm remembering my Zork correctly. I think it regenerates though, so maybe you have to cut the head off, and then it vanishes in a puff of vile smoke, or something like that.

The smirking sneak thief can be dispatched the same way, although I think you can also use the axe you get after killing the troll. I think it wasn't a sure thing though, like you can give the "stab thief with sword" command a few times and sometimes you win and other times you die.

[–] addie@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago

Although you should give the egg to the thief (he can open it and you can't) and then kill him and retrieve it from his dead body later, otherwise you can't win the game. Obviously.