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Wednesday Whinge - 30th August 2023
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Complain about problems only a Brit would understand, the weather, trains, the people on the telly...
Not dead yet. Or I did die but brought myself back again like the gerbil.
Have you done any sex pesting? That's the only way to know if you used your ability on yourself.
Even if I'd wanted to I haven't had the time. I'll see how things shape up tomorrow.
edit: actually, I went to the pub last night and didn't dry hump anyone (or any other kind of hp, just for the sake of clarity), so I'm probably good.