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"As a straight man, vaginas are badly optimized interfaces and I would prefer them evolutionarily eradicated" (CW: misogyny, psychic damage)
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Aesthetically speaking, vaginas are chaos incarnate. They make hardly any sense. There’s no standard layout, no symmetry, no visual logic. Folds on folds, lips of random lengths, hidden bits, and inconsistent shapes. Compare that to the penis: sleek, functional, symmetrical. Whether flaccid or hard, it has cohesive structure. Vaginas look like they’re trying to be secretive.
Balls are badly optimized tbh
There's no where for me to put them when I wear leggings!
Inguinal canal gang
That’s why I simply had mine removed. They didn’t spark joy.
but the balls need to be colder than core body temperature to function properly, can't cool to lower than your blood temp with that system
Just make more heat tolerant sperm. Next question.
My sperms are forged in the fires of hells testicle! They could fertilize the sun!
Yesterday I learnt that elephants solved this issue and they literally have no balls, their gonads are tucked inside the way real gonads should be.
Fucking balls I swear
I'm gonna tell all non-mammals that they should be extinct
I wonder if routing cooler blood returning from the legs would make a difference
Bro building a custom loop for his balls
Just because evolution settles for "good enough" doesn't meant I have to
As a straight man, *
Elephants solved this issue actually, they don't have balls because they have heat-tolerant sperm and their gonads are tucked inside the way they should be