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"As a straight man, vaginas are badly optimized interfaces and I would prefer them evolutionarily eradicated" (CW: misogyny, psychic damage) (old.reddit.com)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net

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Aesthetically speaking, vaginas are chaos incarnate. They make hardly any sense. There’s no standard layout, no symmetry, no visual logic. Folds on folds, lips of random lengths, hidden bits, and inconsistent shapes. Compare that to the penis: sleek, functional, symmetrical. Whether flaccid or hard, it has cohesive structure. Vaginas look like they’re trying to be secretive.

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[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 51 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Just make more heat tolerant sperm. Next question.

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

My sperms are forged in the fires of hells testicle! They could fertilize the sun!

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

Yesterday I learnt that elephants solved this issue and they literally have no balls, their gonads are tucked inside the way real gonads should be.

Fucking balls I swear