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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

ah yes, the 3 genders. Rectangle, triangle, and wheelchair

edit: a long pipe is also a gender I guess

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's executing the woman and piping her standard output into the standard input of the man with a wheelchair..

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

woman... piping her standard output into... the man

I thought that usually went the other way around...

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

not when I get involved >:3

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

It executes as written...

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

people forget about long pipe gender, it's tragic tbh

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

I identify as the dividing wall between bathroom stalls.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can we stop trying to rename things, it's not a long pipe, or danger pipe, it's just a snake.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

I'm only short pipe gender 😢

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

my handicap has me use a cane to get around (i dont use wheels anymore), so the pipe gender speaks to me.

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That can't be a wheelchair, the wheel doesn't form a full circle. It's either a wheelchair with an extremely bumpy ride, or a person with a badly misshapen leg.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

Fancy rocking chair

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

Finally a restroom for string beans!

[–] witchybitchy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

ah yes, the hard-ass, the no-having-ass, and the fat-ass.