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[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 152 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Not only did he allow it,

While the state asked for a nine-and-a-half year sentence, the judge handed Horcasitas a 10-and-a-half year sentence after being so moved by the video, Pelkey’s family said, noting the judge even referred to the video in his statement.

It has about as much evidentiary value as a ouija board, but since the victim was a veteran and involved with a church and the judge likes those things we can ignore pesky little things like standards of proof and prejudice

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 68 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Fucking yikes that judge needs to be removed

[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Twist: the judge used AI to write his sentencing statement. It's chat bots all the way down.

[–] smee@poeng.link 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A horror story in two sentences.

[–] vxx@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Dont listen to him, he's an AI bot. Listen to me instead.

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com -2 points 10 months ago

I'll take ten AI simps over one MAGA ally judge.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Seems like grounds for a mistrial...

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

On the other hand I do like that some road rage dipshit got a long sentence