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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Hyphlosion@lemm.ee 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You didn't think they actually spent ten thousand dollars for a hammer and thirty thousand for a toilet seat, did you?

I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel

[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did not expect an Armageddon reference.

[–] Sleepy3135@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh shit, I think you're right. My bad.