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Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony (theonion.com)
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[–] ziggurat@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Her words, you have to be a psychopath not to be affected by the shit you see in the hospital, and you don't want to be only treated by psychopaths do you?