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Anon pitches the next big movie adaptation of a video game (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 30 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

THIS SUMMER, ROB SCHNEIDER DOOP DE DERP DEE DOODLEY DERP

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 43 minutes ago

"What? Who cares? YOU'LL WATCH IT. Fuck you."

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Now playing Elle King - The Let Go

(Rob Schneider's daughter)

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

You can do it Rob Schneider's daughter! Sing your fucking heart out!

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This summer, unfortunately, Rob Schneider is

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

going, FULL MAGA.

zoom in on Schnieder doing a goofy face while wearing a red baseball cap as a slide whistle plays and he says "Who's afraid of the big, bad gays?"