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Anon pitches the next big movie adaptation of a video game (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 57 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Tbh, i'd love a dark souls movie with Jack Black and Nick Cage.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jack Black as Solaire would work. I can see the jolly cooperation now

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And a shaven Adam Sandler as patches. This would truly be an awful film. I’d see it. Not in theaters, certainly. Not even my own streaming subscription. But eventually I’ll be on someone’s couch and exactly drunk enough to dare them to put it on.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is how I ended up seeing Sonic 3.

Did I enjoy Jim Carrey? Yes, very much so.
Do I want to go back and see Sonic 2, which I completely missed? No.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

You did it right

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

You're on the money, Cageman is who this movie needs

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Nick Cage

Ew.

I'm on board for Jack Black though.