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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 82 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Getting really nervous when my office computer sign-on keeps prompting me to enter my credit card information.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 39 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Please report for organ harvesting on Thursday at nine.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Scheduling conflict. Can we do chloroform at lunch instead?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Sorry, your insurance doesn't cover that, so it would have to be out of pocket.

Bring a cashier's check for $7,400 to lunch and we'll take care of the rest! ❤️

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