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AI assist bidet that takes 10,000 pictures of your butthole and uploads them to the cloud so you and your doctor can review your anal health.
I put 100,000 pictures of my ass on the internet
So the NSA could spy on it
Keep an eye on it
Maybe tell the FBI on it
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
There is a real startup from a few years ago raising money for a toilet with cameras using machine learning to analyze your dumps.
https://www.thronescience.com/how-it-works
And shit somehow still leaks your personal data to advertisers, so you get haemorrhoid cream recommended on Amazon before your doctor even knows about the situation.
I see you have also watched the adult swim Smart Pipe skit