We started with a "zero paw rule" for tables. Our cat, ever the rascal, started to sit on our laps with his front paws on the table propping himself up. It was so cute we had to change it to "two paw rule". That, of course, turned out to be a legal slippery slope.

[–] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It always is when cats are involved

[–] AlexisBlackbird@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

I like to think he just wasn't smart enough for granularity, but he probably had us all fooled.