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submitted 4 days ago by BinzyBoi@lemmy.ca to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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Hopefully this is considered "offbeat". First time posting here.

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Put him in a straight jacket and keep him in solitary.

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If it's on a ship, they'll lock him in the brig.

[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

It's a cruise ship. Put him in the cadaver closet.