this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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For a lot of people Trucks are tied to masculinity so the attack has to be against that.
Tiny Penis fits best!
That said if we were in Ancient Rome we would proclaim "Oh no, the big dick brigade is here" so just fit what you want there.
Thats the point, perpetuating the concept that penis size is a representation of who you are is gross.
Within the confines of making fun of toxic masculinity could you give a better more fitting joke?
There is a reason "tiny penis" has stuck around
My original reply attempted to go for "T Levels" or something along those lines...
However, "Tiny Penis" is the most fitting
On the "T Level" side of things, a person concerned about "T Levels" due to some chud influencer could very likely shrink their penis with supplements
You don't have control over your T levels, so this would still be body shaming. Why are you so hung up on penis size?
I gave several
There are more abstract indicators of masculinity though. I say that and then can’t think of anything as obvious and likely to offend them lol