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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)
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[โ€“] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, wouldn't want to get bacteria on your hands a few seconds before washing your hands.

[โ€“] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Yeah I'd much rather spread poo particles all over my smartphone instead