Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future!

Programmers / Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

Security technicians: takes a deep swig of whiskey I wish I had been born in the neolithic.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why would a programmer own a printer? I almost never print anything and when I need to I just go to a library.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 4 days ago

In-person TTRPG games (instance checks out, yes)

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Shipping labels are about all I use mine for.