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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If a post is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Be nice. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements to private messages.
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[โ€“] Valmond@lemmy.world 79 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Yeah that's the joke.

Or did I miss some sort of elaborate joke-joke?

The worst case scenario in scandinavia when boarding a bus is that it is exactly half full, which obligatory means every double seat is occupied by exectly 1 person, and you must choose which one to annoy (including annoying yourself, if you're Scandinavian because you too want to sit alone). Standing works, but you must feel shame all the time.

[โ€“] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Second way to make friends in Finland: tell them how much you're enjoying your visit to Scandinavia.

[โ€“] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago

Finland is the canton of Scandinavia I like second most after Sweden so far.
Though I must say Poland was nice too.

[โ€“] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I prefer standing, even on an empty bus. Call me shameless.

[โ€“] Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

And I will call her Shamus and hand her a Guiness!

[โ€“] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just stand then. Same thing when it is almost half full and I know there's going to be more people on one of the later stops before I get out, so that I don't take up anyone's seat. I always board buses and trains last for this reason.
Screw whoever thought of installing the 4 seat sections that face each other.
Especially a problem in trains where that's the majority. You get 1 person per 4 seats.
Example:

[โ€“] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Fantastic for a family of four though, you block off any intruders possible aggression!

[โ€“] zqps@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

At that point you just pull one of those little red hammers off the wall and leave through a window.