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[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Imagine aliens that don't have anything like trees.

They'd be so fucking jealous.

Imagine being born on a world made of just mostly slimy grasslands, with bare rock and deserts and a shallow sea full of parasites. And the atmosphere is awful, so running a marathon would be like physically impossible. Actually, besides the dry parts, that kinda sounds like Florida... At least Florida has trees, though. Imagine how shit Florida would be without any trees at all.

[–] taxiiiii@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I come from outer space: Your grass is too dry, lacks life and squishiness. Your rocks are sharp and uneven and stupidly confusing. Your sea is too deep, too empty (damn scary) and it lacks nutrients. What even is the point of running marathons? Cultural quirk to want to move that fast. The Trees are nice though, gotta leave you that.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

The trees are damn nice.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

At least Florida has trees, though.

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