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[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I heard he fucked an ostrich

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It'd take at least two people to fuck an ostrich

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 2 points 2 days ago

Again, it was a sick ostrich.

...allegedly.

[–] yabai@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Three things CuddlyCassowary. I hit you, you hit the ground, the ambulance hits 60.