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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Regret it? How else was I supposed to drop this bitch?"

[–] polycrome@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Loves Trump so much he'd deport himself to Peru to stay with his wife, who sadly probably won't divorce him even though she should. 🤣

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait... Maybe he's not so dumb after all.

Getting deported doesn't sound so bad right now.

[–] lilmo037@infosec.pub 5 points 1 week ago

Right?! A friend was like maybe they'll deport me to a country with healthcare.