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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What a wild fucking ride. You would think typing that all out might have turned on a light or two, but nope.

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

See, she’s the good kind of federal worker. It’s just the others that are bad.

Everybody knows you pick rotten fruit not fresh. Sheesh. Man, analogies are hard.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

The absolute best part is her saying that they shouldn't just fire probationary employees, but they also shouldn't believe the five things in an email either.