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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Javascript should say "you are a masochist and a nerd"

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 87 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who thought of that and how have they managed to sustain their core bodily functions this long?

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I take it that he dictated the book to his therapist from a state of paralysis.

[–] Overshoot2648@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

with his therapist 🤣

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

That should be a dog fucking a football.