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submitted 2 days ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The first guy wasn't really an assassin, though. That one was set up

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wasn't that the second?

I can't remember anymore aside from the best possibility for the future not happening.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Which ever guy the SS let Trump stand there and pose for a picture right after being "shot".

Shot is in quotes because his ear was magically 100% normal a day later.

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Just a glitch in the matrix

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Still. There was at least 1 attempt then.