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Cyanide and Happiness

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Hello fellow Cyanide and Happiness fans!

About this community and how I post the comics… Many moons ago, I would ask my Dad to save the newspaper for me everyday so I could read my favorite comic strips. Of course these days you can read your favorite comics online instead of a newspaper, but I love the nostalgia of reading the daily comics. Anyway, one of my favorite current comics is Cyanide and Happiness and I will be posting the daily release from their website (https://explosm.net/) and a an extra or two randoms.

Cyanide & Happiness (C&H) is a webcomic created by Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick and Matt Melvin. The comic has been running since 2005 and is published on the website explosm.net along with animated shorts in the same style. Matt Melvin left C&H in 2014, and several other people have contributed to the comic and to the animated shorts… Read more: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanide_%26_Happiness

Hope you enjoy and feel free to contribute to the community with art, media, cool stuff about the authors, tattoos, toys and anything else, as long it’s Cyanide and Happiness related!

Ps. Sub to all my comic strip communities…

Bello Bear !BelloBear@lemmy.world https://lemmy.world/c/bellobearofficial

Bloom County !bloomcounty@lemm.ee https://lemm.ee/c/bloomcounty

Calvin and Hobbes !calvinandhobbes@lemmy.world https://lemmy.world/c/calvinandhobbes

Cyanide and Happiness !cyanideandhappiness https://lemm.ee/c/cyanideandhappiness

Garfield !garfield@lemmy.world https://lemmy.world/c/garfield

The Far Side !thefarside@sh.itjust.works https://lemmy.world/c/thefarside@sh.itjust.works

Fine print: All comics I post are freely available online. In no way am I claiming ownership, copyright or anything else. This is a not for profit community, we just want to enjoy our comics, thank you.

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15 February 2025 (discuss.online)
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Fuck that ... any time some idiot cashier asks me to donate to something I immediately and before they even finish, I will say 'NO THANK YOU'

If anyone ever asks me why I'm being so cheap, I remind them that the big giant corporation of a store that I am shopping at is more than capable of donating a few million dollars to the dumb charity they're trying to push on everyone.

Who's the cheap one in this scenario? Me not wanting to give a few pennies to a charity? ... or a corporation that isn't donating a million or two for no reason other than that it is chump change to them?

[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In fairness to cashiers, they're not the ones spearheading these campaigns. They're in the same boat as you except that their job security is contingent upon them presenting a donation option.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes, I fully understand that ... the ones that bug me are the young new workers who haven't learned the realities of these dumb marketing tricks and instead look at you like a cheap angry old man for not wanting to donate. It usually takes them about a week or two before the reality sets in that most people don't like these marketing ploys ... then it takes another two weeks for them to figure out why ... then they finally become the sullen cashier that mechanically goes through the motions of asking and then not really caring what your response is.

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The wording in your first comment suggests that you think they're "idiots" and you interrupt them for asking for the donation that they're obligated to ask for

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

Yes I was too hasty and quick to be polite about it ... my apologies for that ... but it is an aggravating occurrence to have to deal with it in a regular basis.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They're just doing their job. No one cares why you don't want to. No need to have a whole speech prepared.

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If anyone ever asks me

If people are actually asking, then sounds like yes, there is a need to have a speech prepared.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And if your grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike.

Just be nice and have the common decency of letting them do their jobs and finish their sentences.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

That saying is different in my corner of the world, it goes "she'd be an omnibus" lol

[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

"Idiot cashier".... you're such a jackass.