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Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine (theonion.com)
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[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

if someone approaches your drivers door, turn the wheel all the way to the right, (or left for rhd) put the car in reverse, let them open the door and oopsie your foot slipped off the brake and hit the gas.