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[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Uh oh, my fight plan is to cry/beg like MacGruber. Being 4,000 times less effective than that means I'd end up devolving into an actual jellyfish.