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Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine (theonion.com)
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[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Luckily I’m not average 😏

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So 6000% less effective

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

More like 15000%. Somebody’s gotta rep that 3rd deviation

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only 4 inches, eh?

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

lol, that’s impossibly big