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The government doesn't use SQL (programming.dev)
submitted 1 week ago by suy@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[โ€“] Blackmist@feddit.uk 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He definitely doesn't know what deduplicated means...

[โ€“] AntelopeRoom@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

If he was smart he would be talking in terms of primary keys and composite keys, but Elon is a stupid man acting like a smart man.