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Why not let workers live in the office? (www.thetimes.com)

submitted 10 months ago by Samdell@lemmynsfw.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Gumus@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We really need a term opposite to "eat the onion".

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I really shat the yam on that one.

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know. I think the opposite of an onion would be an orange not a yam.

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Well the opposite of eat would be barf, so, "horked the orange"?

Edit: a word

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That works

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I thought horking was snorting. Huh. I wonder whether that’s ever led to communication issues.