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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Thank god "shit" is censored (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 days ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

When it's this one: https://static.myfigurecollection.net/upload/pictures/2019/04/11/2192078.jpeg

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I dunno if going around in Asuka's fit is going to make "straight" men go crazy horny, but maybe I'm not focusing enough on the crazy part. It should at least get me choked, right?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Oh, this search had motives.

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

The trick is if you are already good looking a sundress will only enhance it.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

Exactly what I thought too